I watch over a certain man's fate.
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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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Aliko is not taking it well

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pasteboard:

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hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

swooperfly:

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SHIIIIIIIOIOIOUIYIIYEIIUIIUNNNNN

piimco:

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you’ll have to tell her eventually

catmask:

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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

wolfywoes:

On twitter…. if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can’t look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that’s too funny, you risk temporary suspension

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charlesoberonn:

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

charlesoberonn:

frescopino:

charlesoberonn:

valentineish:

charlesoberonn:

sunw00d:

charlesoberonn:

sar-kalu:

charlesoberonn:

sourjen:

charlesoberonn:

cynicallyaestetic:

charlesoberonn:

acatdisguisedasahuman:

charlesoberonn:

moonimbued:

charlesoberonn:

Which path should he choose?

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The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

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Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

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Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

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Which shell should he pick up?

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This one

That’s not a shell, it’s a tiny earpiece.

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Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

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Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

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Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let’s split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

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Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

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Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

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Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won’t walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

jitterzart:

love-too:

dip-the-stick:

charlesoberonn:

love-too:

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Absolutely.

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Always thinking about them

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weirdgirlgerard:

she would do numbers on tumblr.com

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grillmasterxbbq:

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rrdiner:

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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

armengoldira:

kiura-hinako:

reve-nant:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.

Master bedroom

2nd bedroom

Guest bedroom

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Kitchen

Dining room

Living room

Laundry room

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Our beautiful home

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom’s indoor swimming pool

I’ve taken it upon myself to build and furnish this house, and keep the Floorplan @woolandflax as accurate as possible to the story by @reve-nant

The first few hours I spent putting up walls and furnishing each room. I made some attempts to make it look decent.

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Large living room where the sofa is too far from the television, If you want to see you’d be better off standing.

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Serpentine kitchen countertop, with gourmet cooking stands for the four-star meals you can’t make without taking the gourmet cooking skill. [This room is basically what I think Masterchef looks like in my mind.]

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Guest bedroom where you walk straight down a corridor to get to bed and when you fall asleep, Bob Pancake will be watching you drift to sleep. Don’t mind the shadow by the corner of the room.

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Master bedroom where you also walk down a corridor and get to watch your sleep demons reflected by the mirror. The master bathroom is right next door.

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A second bathroom AKA master bathroom, with an indoor swimming pool where your wife just bathed in.

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Of course, can’t forget to tuck your son into solitary confinement where he can begin cultivating a healthy fear for the dark.

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Played for a couple hours too long, so I decided to make a maze of sinks to reach the toilet and showers, etc. Don’t mind the dark trek back to the door.

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The small dining room smooshed next to the obscenely large kitchen. And my last favorite room.

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The laundry room.

littlefoxess:

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bad-mare-dont-care:

straycatj:

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こふちゃん おかしゃんと いっしょいたいでち!

おりべや いれてでち!

Kofu want to be with mom! Kofu want to enter mom’s weaving room!

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The Mob Thirsts For Justice…