headspace-hotel:

starry-genome:

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:

cassandrasimplex:

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

scootypuffjr:

scootypuffjr:

astrobstrd:

Thinking you can handle a 26% pre-roll but you rock up to the Subway counter and realize the fucking cold cut combo is staring at you

sandersstudies:

jiraiah:

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

wind-up-thancred:

my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is “capturing someone’s chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die” so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy

xbuster:

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

moofahdrome:

dear princess celestia,

they hit the fucking ponygon

cheerpuppy14:

Barbie movie reference fit Junko idk

gracierry:

we need to find a way to shutup tiktok skincare girlies

guooey:

guooey:

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

rtgrl:

kcydlozaullik:

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

I went to this person’s page because I wanted to see if they were being inundated with asks about their bisexualisms and found this instead. Rest in peace Tumblr user sigma decay

dankmemeuniversity: