my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is “capturing someone’s chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die” so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
I went to this person’s page because I wanted to see if they were being inundated with asks about their bisexualisms and found this instead. Rest in peace Tumblr user sigma decay